Friday, April 15, 2011

A big bank hall1 is being cut by coal to open Mc Kaliya2 in the other part of it. On the opening Shiela Dixit is chief guest. Its cook's name is Andha Ganesh3 and he cooked a special dish for this occasion named as Zebra khad. First customer Lalu ji4 becomes the victim of a ghatna. After having this dish he feels like an ass having aam5 is doing disco in his stomach. He was being taken to home but it was raining outside so Chattris6 were called for him & he also wore diapur. In next morning when Arun(Sun) chala7 towards sky Lalu ji woke up & started throwing Eentay on the people around. To get Lalu diagnosed they asked famous baba to come by saying"baba Harry ana8", he came there and worshiped Chandi devi. Then he took Lalu to Goa 9& gave him magical Pan to eat. After feeling well Lalu gifted him a big Karela10 & took him to veeru(Sehwag) chanting mantra pura loud. Suddenly a Kabooter pravesh11 the room made up of Lakh(wax) & set it fire. All of them run after him but Kabooter hides himself in tree pura12 bada & locks himself with Agra ka tala.They pour water on him & wo tree se utra thand13 se feels like terah moon dancing on his head. Kabooter asks them why Tamilnadu's14 capital is Chennai because they unki lungi mein chain nahi hoti. On this Bheema chalta15 hua aur big Shimla mirch se khelta hua starts laughing loudly. He takes jaar full of khand16(sugar) & offers it to Kabooter but he asks for Jeerajeerajeera(rajee rajee). So offering jeera Bheema asks him a new question if there is a naag on land17 before a child how Koimaa would react? Kabooter replied maa extra18 power se, in bollywood style, would catch snake in borisa19 bag and hitting in Bhuvan(Amir in Lagan) style hard would toss like sikka20 to throw him in gang of dog. Happy Bheema impressed with kabutars comedy skills asks him kar natak21 & wear bangles stand   in Madhya pravesh22 dwar of a mandir as Gopal(Krishna)to earn donations, when kabooter denies Bheema himself stands there. One day a Raja23 comes there saying adha jai ho Jai pura. He offers a big mani in a puri24 to idol, suddenly hungry Bheema starts eating it, on this black inkfall starts on him. on Maze  Real statue of Lord Ram25  eyes kholte hain and shouts on Bheema that this is your punishment to cheat people.A punja26 of Chandi devi also beats him. Now to show his regret He serves Gajar to hungry rats27 & follows Gandhi ji. His new dream is make Sridevi eat Jam muh28 mein.